Friday, 7 July 2017

PAUL HEATLEY - FATBOY (2017)


Synopsis/blurb…..

After his girlfriend leaves and takes their young son with her, Joey Hidalgo is left alone in the trailer they formerly called home with nothing to do but get drunk and contemplate her reasons. Is he really as angry, as volatile, so close to constant violence, as she claims he is?
No, Joey thinks, of course not, the real problem is money--or lack thereof. Joey's a bartender, always struggling to make ends meet, unlike his most vile regular customer, the rich and racist fatboy. So Joey hatches a plan to get his family back by taking him for all he's worth.
But the fatboy isn't going to make it easy for them. Neither is Joey's temper. Things are going to get messy, and it's gonna be one hell of a long night.

My kind of book. Joey is our main character and a barman. I do like visiting bars in my reading, you get to meet plenty of interesting people, you get to eavesdrop on conversations and you see people make fools of themselves when the alcohol intake exceeds common sense. They are often places of tension and confrontation. As a barman, attentive and sober you can observe people when they are otherwise distracted.

Joey has a temper. His partner has left him and taken their son with her. Joey never was good enough for Billie’s family and the fact that she has run home to mummy and daddy rubs salt in the wound. Billie is refusing to let him see Charlie until she has sorted a place to live and Joey and the situation calms down. Billie has concerns over Joey’s temper and with good reason. A phone conversation doesn’t go his way and his phone gets hurled against the wall and smashed. Irrational behaviour and proof that the red mist descends way too often.

Communication between Joey and Billie is strained. She doesn’t always answer his calls and when they do arrange to meet, she sends her dad instead to explain the situation. They are having two different conversations. What Joey hears in his head is that the separation is temporary and that he can fix the situation with money. Money will solve all the problems in their relationship because the cause of the tension and the fights and the arguments comes from the pressures that a lack of it brings. You don’t feel that Billie feels the same way. Joey’s current problem is how to get some.

In his work, Joey is calm and rational and polite to customers. He respects the working girls that frequent the bar, picking up business when the shift workers pile in the bar at the end of the day mainly from Bell’s.

Adam Bell is the son of the boss and the fatboy and one of the bar’s best customers. Rude and racist and with a sense of entitlement that having money brings. Joey is an easy target for his prejudices.

Hey, spic, get me a drink. The racial epithet changed on an almost nightly basis.

Hey, beaner. Hey, wetback.

Joey sucks it all up, for a while at least. He has a plan. Working with Lynne, Fatboy’s favourite squeeze, he may get to teach Adam some manners and relieve the Bell family of some green and lo and behold every problem in his life is going to be fixed……… Yeah, right.

Great story, interesting characters. I quite liked Joey despite his faults and I was keen to see if he comes out ahead. There are some fantastic scenes and some enjoyable dialogue involving Joey and his nemesis Fatboy. With the plan in action the tension between the pair escalates.

114 pages long – a perfect length for this kind of tale. A tick in every box for - setting, story, pace, characters, confrontation, action and outcome. Plus there’s a sprinkling of black humour in the piece, especially in the verbal jousting between our two main combatants.     

5 from 5


Paul Heatley is the author of a fair few novellas. 
The two I have enjoyed so far are The Motel Whore and The Vampire – both very dark reads. 
Plenty more await me – An Eye For An Eye, The Pitbull, The Mess, Three and The Boy.

Paul has his website here. Catch him on Facebook here and Twitter - @PaulHeatley3

Read in July 2017
Published – 2017
Page count - 114
Source – review copy from publisher All Due Respect Books (cheers Mike)

Format - Kindle

Thursday, 6 July 2017

TOM LEINS - SKULL MEAT (2017)


Synopsis/blurb….

Hired by mobster Marie Andretti to ransack the office of morbidly obese local nightclub owner 'Swollen' Roland Smart, Paignton private investigator Joe Rey quickly finds himself plunged into a dangerous cat and mouse game - which leaves him fighting for his life. His quest for answers - and vengeance - sees him plunge headfirst into the queasy underbelly of the grubby little seaside town he calls home. Rey is a man with a dark past, and, it seems, very little future. Welcome to Paignton Noir.

Years ago I spent a week on holiday in Paignton with the wife and kids. After reading this one I doubt we’ll be returning.

When you see the sun rise in Paignton it looks like a collapsed lung filling up with blood.

Low life characters, grimy watering holes, seedy nightclubs and dingy brothels, a private investigator or two, a midget and a pornographer, teenage strippers and prostitutes, a beating, a stabbing and lots more. Joe Rey is on a case and plenty of blood is going to get spilled.

Wet-Look, a disgraced ex-cop and the other PI in town offers Joe some sage advice……….

“Paignton’s a selfish, dirty town……The only way to survive in this town is to corrupt yourself.”

Fantastic writing, brutal imagery, tremendous turns of phrase with an interesting story – Joe doing some dirty work and travelling from A to B to C, with casualties every step of the way. I did get a tad confused at the plethora of low lives we encountered in such a short book – is there no-one decent in Paignton? But overall an enjoyable journey. 44 gritty pages of prose – my kind of book, even if I did need to shower afterwards to try and rid some of the Paignton grime from my pores.

I’m looking forward to reading more from Tom Leins in the future.

4.5 from 5


Tom Leins has his website here. He’s on Facebook here.

Read in July 2017
Published – 2017
Page count – 44
Source – review copy received from author
Format - kindle


Wednesday, 5 July 2017

JUNE 2017 - READING LIST AND PICK OF THE MONTH

A bit of a drop off in my reading numbers for the month - 9 books completed though 2 of them were really short offerings. I think the first book in the month was a struggle and it set the tone for my reading pace afterwards. It would have been nice to hit double figures but its of no real importance in the scheme of things

Johana Gustawsson - Block 46 (2017) (2)

Simon Maltman  - Bongo Fury (2017) (4)

Conrad Jones - Shadows (2017) (4)

Oliver Tidy - He Made Me (2017) (4)

Gunnar Staalesen - Wolves in the Dark (2014/2017) (4)

Olly Cunningham - Black Lines: Dodgy Pills Volume 1 (2016) (2)

Claire MacLeary - Cross Purpose (2017) (4)

Charles Harris - The Breaking of Liam Glass (2017) (4)

Various - Junk (2013) (3)

6 of the 9 rated 4 STARS, 1 at 3 STARS, and 2 which I didn't really enjoy at 2 STARS

No stand-out contender for my favourite book of the month. On the basis of which one I would pick up if forced to re-read one of them, I would choose Shadows by Conrad Jones.

More useless trivia......

8 different authors, discounting Junk - a compilation from analysis

7 of the 8 were new-to-me authors....... Simon Maltman I've read once before.

I still have unread books from 3 of these authors on the shelf, in the tubs or on the Kindle...Oliver Tidy, Conrad Jones and Gunnar Staalesen

Gender analysis - 6 male reads, 2 female - same as last month.


I think 3 authors are English, 1 from Ireland, 1 from Northern Ireland, 1 from Scotland, 1 from France, 1 from Norway.

All 9 were fiction reads - 6 novels and 1 novella, 1 graphic book/comic strip, 1 collection of short stories.


All were published this decade - 7 from this year, 1 from 2016 and 1 from 2013.

1 of the 9 books were pre-owned - 5 came via the publisher and 1 from the author, 1 a download via Insta-freebie

Favourite cover? Probably Shadows by Conrad Jones









I don't really have a second favourite. Not a fantastic month for cover art - maybe Block 46 at a push.









My reads were this long - 312 - 40 - 252 - 279 - 308 - 28 - 362 - 422 - 104

Total page count =  2107 (2897 in May)

4 Kindle reads, 4 paperbacks, 1 PDF.

2 < 50,
0 between 51 < 100,
1 between 101 < 200,
2 between 201 < 300,
3 between 301 < 400,
1 > 400 pages

Charles Harris and The Breaking of Liam Glass was the longest @ 422.









Tuesday, 4 July 2017

VARIOUS - JUNK (2013)


Synopsis/blurb…..

Like an ATM who just wants to be loved.

Like an episode of the Rockford Files but with a guy in a moo-moo.

Like a baaaaad trip to Taco Bell.

Like a farting house of skin and testicles.

Like legions of space ninjas encountering a truck stop full of friggin’ mean gay dudes.

Like wearing mittens but calling them gloves but secretly calling them hitman gloves.

Like your dog saving your life or eating your corpse.

Like waiting for that dreamy prom date who probably stood you up on account of the apocalypse.

Like JUNK.

An okay collection of eight short stories from the following authors - Danger Slater, Jason Armstrong, Chris Rhatigan, Andrew Hilbert, Ryan Sayles, David James Keaton, Chris Leek and Eric Beetner.

There were a few new authors that I haven’t heard of before, a couple that I have books by but haven’t yet read – Chris Leek, Chris Rhatigan and Ryan Sayles and one old favourite – Eric Beetner.

A couple of the stories I kind of felt indifferent to which is a fairly typical response when viewing a collection as a whole. I don’t recall laughing too much either, but the book cost less than a £1 and I got a couple of hour’s entertainment value out of it, so I’m not going to complain.

PROM NIGHT By Danger Slater – a little bit sad, teenage insecurities and a girl getting stood up by her prom date, the apocalypse intervenes.

ASS TO MOUTH By Jason Armstrong – bizarre, if there was a point to it I missed it.

THE THINGS I NEED TO BE A HITMAN By Chris Rhatigan – mildly amusing, an office dweeb decides on a career change.

FLESH HOUSE By Andrew Hilbert - weird and frankly a little bit disturbing, but I really enjoyed it. The walls of a house start sprouting hair and eventually turn into body parts. Initially amusing, but I kind of felt claustrophobic as the tale progressed and the parts kept growing and oppressing the occupants of the house.

INVASION OF THE DEMON NINJAS, OR HOW A MODERN DAY BATHHOUSE SAVED OUR WORLD By Ryan Sayles - a bit homophobic possibly (?), gay sex and all the slang references to it appear as a bunch of fun-loving guys take on some alien invaders using the toys at their disposal. Maybe the fact that they triumph and despatch the alien enemy balances the piece, but it kind of came across as a bit juvenile. Sort of schoolboys laughing at a fart in the classroom.

TACO HELL By David James Keaton – fast food which never appears. I sensed the frustration at the non-appearance of the taco. I could feel the protagonist’s pain!

THE BROW BEATING HEAVY LEATHER REPOSSESSION SHUFFLE By Chris Leek – a tale of a car repossession which I enjoyed.

WOOF By Eric Beetner - a man and his talking dog, not his best friend ultimately.

Worse ways to spend a pound and a couple of hour’s reading time.

3 from 5

Read - June 2017
Published – 2013
Page count – 104
Source – purchased copy

Format - Kindle 

Monday, 3 July 2017

CHRIS THOMAS - ENTER THE DARK (2017)


Synopsis/blurb….

A chilling Dark Web thriller

An anonymous website, a few clicks, and Joe Henderson’s life is changed forever.

‘The Red Room’ is the only place where the failings of a weak justice system are righted and where the line between good and evil becomes blurred. When the lights go up, viewers bid, criminals are punished, and the Brotherhood of the Righteous broadcasts a show like no other.
The room has remained hidden until now, when a video arrives in the inbox of the Metropolitan Police Cyber Crime Unit. But outclassed, outplayed, and torn apart by corruption, is there anything Detective Pete Harris and his team can do except watch?

Their only lead may be the room’s latest bidder, Joe Henderson. Because when Joe found the Red Room, it found him too, and now the Brotherhood are watching through the wires, willing to do wrong for a righteous cause.

As they pull Joe deeper into the dark web, will he find any mercy or a way out? And could he be the Red Room’s next volunteer?

A really engrossing tale with a trip to the dark side of the internet - not somewhere I’m intending to visit in my own web browsing. Apparently the dark net is the haunt of paedophiles, drug dealers, gun runners and the like. Anything and everything for sale, catering to some of the most extreme sexual deviancies. An alternate currency the Bit-coin is the method of payment for these secretive trades.

We have a group of friends out for a drink. After one too many, Billy shows drunk Joe around the dark net and some sites he has been visiting. Joe gets hooked and then does some secretive browsing of his own, getting onto a site where a group of vigilantes host a show requiring audience participation. The Brotherhood of the Righteous offer up criminals who have been lightly treated by the justice system, for online bidding where successful candidates can have the show’s host inflict a torture of their choice, before the ultimate punishment is inflicted.

We spend time with Joe as he gets sucked into the dark alternative world and jeopardises his relationship and career. We spend time in the company of the “Righteous” as they plan their next entertainments and dish out their own special brand of reality TV justice. We cross paths with drug dealers, and pimps and child abusers and wife beaters. We watch as a traumatised and abused teenage girl summons the strength to fight back and flee as well as spending a bit of time with the team of police officers who uncover the goings-on after the disappearance of a couple of child killers is brought to their attention.

I really liked how the author drew the separate strands together and we had a resolution which was satisfying. There were some interesting characters along the way. Joe – naïve, foolish, impulsive, reckless, trapped and in over his head. Daisy - the young abused teenager, battered and bruised but with an inner strength and most definitely not broken. Pete Harris – a cyber-crimes police officer and single parent, juggling the demands of the job with the difficulties of raising a child. And our Brotherhood of the Righteous – a couple of friends unhappy with criminal justice failures and with the finances and capabilities to do something about it.

Interesting questions posed about the whole question of justice and vigilantism. Eye-opening regarding the seamier side of the internet. Some graphic scenes of punishment which might be a bit too strong for some readers.

Overall a really impressive read.

4.5 from 5

Chris Thomas has a website here. (Author page on Bloodhound Books actually.) He is on Twitter - @cthomasauthor1

Read in July 2017
Published – 2017
Page count – 315
Source – review copy received from publisher Bloodhound Books
Format - Kindle


Sunday, 2 July 2017

JUNE 2017 - ADDITIONS TO THE LIBRARY - 6 OF THE BEST!

Six more good looking editions to the library. 

I've read and enjoyed a couple of books from Dietrich Kalteis and Eric Beetner before and T. R. Pearson's East Jesus South was enjoyed a month or two ago. 

Steve Goble, Greg Barth and Zane Lovitt are all new to me.


Cool Canadian Crime from ECW Press
 "If you like your crime hard and fast, Kalteis is for you." - The Globe and Mail

Set to the cranking beat and amphetamine buzz of Vancouver's early punk scene, Zero Avenue follows Frankie Del Rey, a talented and rising punk star who runs just enough dope on the side to pay the bills and keep her band, Middle Finger, together. The trouble is she's running it for Marty Sayles, a powerful drug dealer who controls the Eastside with a fist.

When Frankie strikes up a relationship with Johnny Falco, the owner of one of the only Vancouver clubs willing to give punk a chance, she finds out he's having his own money problems just keeping Falco's Nest open. Desperate to keep his club, Johnny raids one of the pot fields Marty Sayles has growing out past Surrey, along Zero Avenue on the U.S. border. He gets away with a pickup load and pays back everybody he owes. Arnie Binz, bass player for Middle Finger, finds out about it and decides that was easy enough. But he gets caught by Marty's crew.

Johnny and Frankie set out to find the missing Arnie, but Marty Sayles is pissed and looking for who ripped off his other field - a trail that leads to Johnny and Frankie.

An Amazon purchase with my Father's Day gift card!
Dig Two Graves is a novella-length piece about Val, an ex-con who thinks he has figured out the trick to continuing his bank robbing life without ever getting caught. Except then he gets caught.
It's not his plan that backfires, oh no. There's a rat somewhere and Val is pretty damn sure who it is ? Ernesto, his prison lover who has joined him on the outside as his partner in bank robbery.

Val stalks the city night on the hunt for Ernesto to exact revenge for breaking the ultimate criminal code: you don't rat out a partner.

Along the way Val wrestles with his feelings for another man. Was it a prison infatuation born out of necessity? Or is it something more? And which makes the betrayal sting worse?

Populated by small time losers and petty crooks, Dig Two Graves is tough and stripped down like a fight without gloves. The humor is strictly from the gallows and the pace is relentless, plowing through one furious night like burning hate coursing through veins.

PRAISE

"Dig Two Graves" is the product of a diseased mind, and I mean that in the very best way. If you like stories about revenge and criminals fucking up their own shit, this one's for you." -- Scott Phillips, author of The Ice Harvest and The Adjustment

"DIG TWO GRAVES is everything you want a blackly comic revenge tale to be: fierce, fast, funny, and deliciously foregone. You'll know on page one that this story isn't going to go well for anybody involved, but read that page and see if you can look away. I couldn't. It's all in the voice, and Eric Beetner's got a live one. I look forward to hearing more of it." -- Sean Doolittle, author of The Cleanup and Safer

"DIG TWO GRAVES, ladies and gentleman is an absolute cracker. Beetner's belting, whip-cracking prose putting me in mind of George V. Higgins at his very best. A must read for any crime/noir fan." Ian Ayris, author of Abide With Me

Pirate Crime - WTF! From Seventh Street Books!
1722--aboard a pirate ship off the American Colonial Coast.

Spider John Rush never wanted to be a pirate, but it had happened and he'd learned to survive in the world of cut and thrust, fight or die. He and his friend Ezra knew that death could come at any moment, from grapeshot or storm winds or the end of a noose. But when Ezra is murdered in cold blood by a shipmate, Spider vows revenge.

On a ship where every man is a killer many times over, how can Spider find the man who killed his friend? There is no law here, so if justice is to be done, he must do it. He will have to solve the crime and exact revenge himself.

One wrong step will lead to certain death, but Spider is determined to look into the dying eyes of the man who killed his friend, even if it means his own death.

Happy Father's Day to me - the opener in Greg Barth's 5 book series!
Scatter shot revenge.

Selena is living the dream on her terms – carefree and sloppy and all in the pursuit of pleasure. When a careless act of petty theft puts her in the crosshairs of a violent crime syndicate, her choices are clear – either curl up and die, or tear down the whole damned organization one bloody shotgun blast at a time.

Nothing will satisfy her but savage retribution. Nothing can stop her. Get ready.

A Net Galley book!
Jason Ginaff doesn't get out much. Partly because of the anxiety, mainly because he works at home. Researching people on the internet. Job candidates doing bucket bongs on Instagram accounts they thought they'd deleted; the prospective new head of sales stripping for a hens' night...

He's been searching for something on his own time, too.

Now he's found it: the phone number of the man he believes to be his father.

Which is how he gets mixed up with Rudy Alamein. They've been looking for the same man.

Difference being, Rudy wants to kill him.

Black Teeth is a witty, dynamic contemporary thriller by an emerging master of the form. Beautifully written and darkly funny, it's both a literary triumph and an irresistible read.

Zane Lovitt was a documentary filmmaker before turning his hand to crime fiction. His debut novel, The Midnight Promise, won the Ned Kelly Award for Best First Fiction, and led to Zane being named one of the Best Young Novelists of 2013 by the Sydney Morning Herald. Zane Lovitt lives in Melbourne.

T. R. Pearson's latest - another one from Amazon.
A corrupt police detective enjoying semi-retirement in Tidewater Virginia stumbles onto an unsolved homicide that, given his nature, he'd be happy to leave unsolved. But a few people in his life have other ideas and drag him into an investigation that offers a chance for some small measure of redemption if he'll only take it. As murder squads go, this crew is no A Team - just an adolescent kid from up the block, a mouthy, conspiratorial-minded paraplegic, and an unhappy housewife our rotten cop met by chance in a Trader Joe's. What these three lack in savvy and expertise, they more than make up for in blundering determination, so Theory of the Case becomes the story of one man's trio of mongrel friends refusing to let him go on being what he's been.

Saturday, 1 July 2017

JUNE 2017 - FILMS + TV

A few bits and pieces watched in the month, including Line of Duty - Series 3 and the start of another hard-hitting bit of British drama in the shape of Jimmy McGovern's Broken!

Line of Duty - Series 3 (2016)
Six episodes, all watched and now I'm all up to date on this fantastic drama. Top bloody banana!
Keeley Hawes, Adrian Dunbar, Vicky McClure, Martin Compston, Daniel Mays, Craig Parkinson, et al were pretty fantastic. Highly recommended!

Police drama about the investigations of anti-corruption unit AC12. Sergeant Danny Waldron and his team shoot dead a criminal, but cracks soon appear in their story. Are they covering up a murder?


Jaws 2 (1978)
Forty years after the rest of the world I watched Jaws 1 last month and enjoyed it. I wasn't too fussed about seeing the sequels, but 2 and 3 were on TV last week, so we taped and watched the second one with the third to follow in July. A lot of the characters were the same as in the first movie and it wasn't too bad to be honest. There's been worse sequels.

PS Half watched Jaws 3 last night...it was awful. Ended up playing snog, marry or avoid with the family while it unfolded in the background.

Police chief Brody must protect the citizens of Amity after a second monstrous shark begins terrorizing the waters.

Pompeii (2014)
 Despite Kiefer Sutherland and the Jon Snow dude from Game of Thrones, it was a bit of a poor man's Gladiator. An okay hour and a half's TV. 

A slave-turned-gladiator finds himself in a race against time to save his true love, who has been betrothed to a corrupt Roman Senator. As Mount Vesuvius erupts, he must fight to save his beloved as Pompeii crumbles around him.

Broken (2017)
A bit more like it with some gritty Liverpool drama featuring Sean Bean as a priest and the lovely Anna Friel as a single mum down on her luck. I've only watched 2 episodes so far and am about four behind. My wife was finding it a bit too grim so bailed. I need to find time to watch it without her!

Broken is a six-part British television drama series, created by screenwriter Jimmy McGovern, that first broadcast on BBC One on 30 May 2017. The series focuses on Michael Kerrigan (Sean Bean), the priest of a community parish in suburban Northern England, who despite suffering from his own troubles stemming from a traumatic childhood, tries to guide a group of his most vulnerable parishioners through the trials and tribulations of everyday life. The series, produced by LA Productions, was commissioned in 2015; with filming taking place throughout 2016.


Identity Thief (2013)
I adore Melissa McCarthy. She is as funny as F*^*! She reminds me of a female Sid James, one look at her and I'm grinning from ear to ear. I've only ever seen the start of this one before and watching it all the way through brightened up my day. Not everyone's cup of tea, but certainly mine.
Jason Bateman holds his own as her co-star.


Mild mannered businessman Sandy Patterson travels from Denver to Florida to confront the deceptively harmless looking woman who has been living it up after stealing Sandy's identity.

Grow Your Own (2007)
A quirky little comedy with a serious point to make about how people can feel threatened, (needlessly, in my opinion), by immigration and its effect on communities. Stars Olivia Colman, Benedict Wong, Eddie Marsan, Omid Djalili. Whatever happened to the warm British welcome? 

 An English community gets testy when a refuge family is granted a plot of land on which to grow vegetables.
The Mummy (2017)
I got to see this last week with my wife. I hadn't heard there was a sequel and was surprised to see Tom Cruise in a cameo (or so I thought). I spend a good half an hour waiting for Brendan Fraser to rock up with Rachel Weisz. (Never happened.) Enjoyable enough and probably benefited from being a big screen movie rather than viewed through a DVD on my telly. Not sure it was as good as the original. A portly Russell Crowe also features. Not too bad, but thankful the cinema was offering a two-for-one deal, otherwise I might have felt mugged-off.

An ancient princess is awakened from her crypt beneath the desert, bringing with her malevolence grown over millennia, and terrors that defy human comprehension.



Fargo Season 3  (2017)
Oops only one episode watched and about 4 behind..WTF! Can't say too much about it, apart from that I'm going to love it. Ewan McGregor stars as twins.

From Wikipedia.....
The third season of Fargo, an American anthology black comedycrime drama television series created by Noah Hawley, premiered on April 19, 2017, on the basic cable network FX. The season had ten episodes, and its initial airing concluded on June 21, 2017. As an anthology, each Fargo season possesses its own self-contained narrative, following a disparate set of characters in various settings, albeit in a connected shared universe.
The third season is set primarily between December 2010 and March 2011 in three Minnesota towns: St. CloudEden Valley, and Eden Prairie and is the only season not to feature the titular Fargo, North Dakota. It followed the lives of a couple, Ray Stussy (Ewan McGregor) and Nikki Swango (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), who, after unsuccessfully trying to rob Ray's brother Emmit (also played by McGregor), become involved in a double murder case, including an old man with a mysterious past whose stepdaughter Gloria Burgle (Carrie Coon) is a policewoman. Meanwhile, Emmit tries to cut his ties with a shady organization he borrowed money from two years prior, but the company, whose employees include V. M. Varga (David Thewlis) and Yuri Gurka (Goran Bogdan), has other plans.